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10 Things to Do with your Effingham Pen
- Take notes in your Sunday School class, Small Group, or Sunday Worship.
- Leave it along with a respectable tip next time you're out to eat.
- When you see it on your desk or write with it, say a brief prayer for God's work at EPC.
- Use it at your office or school. Leave several in the copy room, lounge, or kitchen.
- When you invite a friend to EPC, give them a pen, too.
- Conveniently leave it behind when signing a receipt in the checkout line. When someone says, "Hey, you forgot your pen!" Say, "Oh...did I?" Add a crazed laugh for dramatic effect.
- Impress children by doing the rubber pencil trick.
- Make a big show of "looking" for your Bright Green Effingham Presbyterian Church Pen. Make sure everyone refers to it by its full name at all times.
- If you get stuck in a survival situation or encounter Jack Bauer, make a pen crossbow.
- Click it incessantly whenever your pastor goes past 12:00!