I Endorse Chuck Norris

I was reminded about last year's Chuck Norris internet meme three times this week: first, in discussing the merits of Rambo IV with a stranger (and Chuck look-a-like) at Wal-Mart yesterday, this morning when reading a friend's Facebook update, and this afternoon when researching for this week's sermon. 

If you're not happy with this year's presidential candidates, you can always vote for Chuck.  His very essence touches on evolution, big government, the economy, and other hot topics.  Here's a sample below, or click here to learn more.

• There is no theory of evolution.  Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  
• If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.