Preacher Jokes: Hymn #365


Received this via an e-mail forward this week:

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'


And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'


Sermon complete, he sat down..

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing
Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

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